TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA NOSES

God is the artist.
I just find the ninja turtle in his work.

Posted 1 year ago

Don’t make us angry. We’re rude when we’re angry.

richymon
- 352
Posted 1 year ago

Yo, someone farted. I can taste it.

richymon
- 239
Posted 1 year ago

Man, I hate white dudes who act ninja turtle. Fucking wurtle.

tumbldeez
- 102
Posted 1 year ago

Problem, Shredder?

Dylan
- 159
Posted 1 year ago

To every father freaking out about the trouble their daughters are getting into, relax.

They’re in the bathroom painting ninja turtles on their faces.

emtherandom
- 154