God is the artist. I just find the ninja turtle in his work.Tumblr (3.0; @teenagemutantninjanoses)http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/                                          Think different. About noses.http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12848923862http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12848923862Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:24:30 -0800The mission of this blog was always simple: shine a spotlight on God&#8217;s noses. Noses are an...http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12848859807http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12848859807Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:23:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzvecdNI31qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spotted: Chuck Bass and a certain red bandana’d crime fighter, giving equally underpant-melting looks to camera. XOXO</p> <p><em>Noah Bell</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12649345888http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12649345888Fri, 11 Nov 2011 10:44:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzuskK0TJ1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The hearing of a wolverine. <em>A turtle’s sense of smell</em>.</p> <p><em>4rea51</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12576428676http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12576428676Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:14:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzv243UT11qlh41do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donatello Mifflin, bitch.</p> <p><em>benjiwaa</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12562291675http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12562291675Wed, 09 Nov 2011 10:34:55 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltgw6rKAAa1qlh41do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, outraged over Parliament’s rejection of his “Pizza Party for Peace” act. Parliament reportedly also rejected his idea that “we should all go to Olive Garden, where we’ll be a family again.”</p> <p><em>Twix Raider</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12515802699http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12515802699Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:43:12 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltux2etIPC1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The theory of relativity is really quite simple. Question my theories, and I’ll kill your relatives.</p> <p><em>regadzetell</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12470409692http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12470409692Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:03:56 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltuzf67udt1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>His katana may be old. But by the looks of things, it’s still sharp.</p> <p><em>cherieisthinking</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12356111246http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12356111246Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:53:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzvcriWCC1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>500 Days of Bummer, Dude</p> <p><em>mayanrocks</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12308504286http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12308504286Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:20:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltal37b9J01qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me? I’m just gonna kill my dad and uncle, then try to hump Nala in the elephant graveyard.  </p> <p><em>Shoelaceandshoestring</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12300668743http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12300668743Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:42:06 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzvbkitBl1qlh41do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ninjas don’t get caught.</p> <p><em>Lebowski</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12283306868http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12283306868Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:46:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzuu8jTdT1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God. He can even make a ninja turtle awkward.</p> <p><em>Austin Door</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12254446757http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12254446757Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:18:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmdz2g3D91qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, this ninja nose is kinda wonky. And yes, it kinda looks like him.</p> <p><em>tad</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12246023159http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12246023159Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:30:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzvfmcmIk1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meet “Awesome” and “Righteous.”</p> <p><em>Regad Zetell</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12229914057http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12229914057Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:26:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzvimhdbh1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This ninja nose has the unique ability to look this way, while you look that way.</p> <p><em>Zack Stadel</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12216809812http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12216809812Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:49:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltoc4xVFhg1qlh41do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>He seems kind of one note. And that’s coming from a blog that does nothing but ninja noses.</p> <p><em>bostoncparty</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12202736050http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12202736050Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:15:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjgfjpEVj1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All hyperbole aside, if these two were on the same ticket, they’d be tough to beat come November.</p> <p><em>emilyebennett</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12170740232http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12170740232Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:30:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltuqi8i1J21qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="Apple-style-span">She says everyone’s welcome. <em>I say they’re not</em>…<br/></span></p> <p><em><span class="Apple-style-span">lowlevelninja</span></em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12165729227http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12165729227Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:51:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsd9oOfXm1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two men fighting for an election. And the turtle forced to choose which is cuter.</p> <p><em>therightandwrongway</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12147825094http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12147825094Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:19:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmlznt8FT1qlh41do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hahahahaha, nooo. I haven’t thought about Anne Heche since I took her to the Castro, severed her achilles, and left her for dead.</p> <p><em>Jeff Gordon</em></p>http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12117460601http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/post/12117460601Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:30:05 -0700